Score: 10

"oh please"

submission: The Roomies!

date: August 23, 2006

I thought it was a very good flash myself. It made me laugh on more than one occasion. It sucks you keep getting reviews saying you're racist for making a joke about milk. If Family Guy or Mind of Mencia made the same freakin joke you wouldn't hear this many people complain about how it hurt their feelings. Or if he picked up a carton of chocolate milk and said "It's better because it's not white" with Malcolm X in the background all the white people would do is laugh it off and not take a joke so seriously. But nooo since we're talking about black people, it's all of a sudden not a joke, but a stab at an entire culture. Anyways great flash man, keep it up.

Score: 10

"awesome game!!!"

submission: Jewel of Atlantis

date: February 26, 2006

Great job. I know its alot like that other game, but there are alot of original twists too. I love the sound of broken glass when you get a match....great stress reliever. I got third on the highscores....woot! Great job.

Score: 4

"I dont think its so bad..."

submission: Jesus and Mohammed

date: February 23, 2006

I don't find it offensive at all. The only people that would get offended by this are people who probabaly don't even have the internet, and if they did, would not be on newground's flash portal. Anyways, it was barely funny, and I thought it was too short. The concept was good, it just couldve been better.

Score: 5

"kinda...drawn out"

submission: Bubba vs The Evil Apple

date: February 23, 2006

It was a decent flash, but there was way too much time spent on dramatic stares and slow zooms. I wanted to actually see some action. And the you really overused the Napoleon Dynamite thing. Yeah, you liked the movie....we get it. The ending was kind of funny though so I give it a 5.

Score: 10

"my head hurts..."

submission: Sheriff Tripeaks

date: February 21, 2006

Couldn't stop playing it. Now I have a huge headache from about 90 minutes of this. I beat it though....ugh. Awesome game. Veryyy addictive.

Score: 4

"okay"

submission: Oop Monkeys

date: February 19, 2006

Kinda funny at first...but it gets old. I really think I came close to having a seizure too. No joke.

Score: 1

"lame."

submission: The Daily Show Collection

date: February 18, 2006

Not funny at all. I don't think you should be asking whether or not the Daily Show is stupid or funny, I think you should be asking is your flash stupid or funny. There was no point to watching that whatsoever. And that thing Jon Stewart was holding was the worst depiction of a penis I've seen in years.

Score: 8

"funny stuff."

submission: Fat GIrls on Bicycles

date: February 18, 2006

I thought it was pretty funny actually. The only problem I had was that it showed her in the same scene through alot of it. The one where shes going down the road on the bike in the suburbian neighborhood. I just thought maybe you couldve had her do something different in some of those parts. Other than that good job.

Score: 2

"a bit too difficult for a javanoid game"

submission: Avoild the lava

date: February 18, 2006

Not the worst I've seen, but definetly not the best. The ball (or stone thing) was completely unresponsive to the paddle, it didnt matter which side of the paddle I hit it on, it chose its own direction. And to make that situation even worse, I had to make it hit the center of the top part just to exit the level. Which took me longer than actually clearing the bricks. And whats up with only having one life? With a game this difficult I don't think that was a great idea.

Score: 4

"umm...depressing."

submission: One Day...

date: February 11, 2006

Kind of reminds me of the sims....how your little dude runs around and you really want him to find <3, but he has a crappy personality and kind of smells so no one will <3 him. Anyways, i found it kind of boring. i think only really sappy sensitive people would enjoy this kind of stuff. Not bad graphics, just try to be more interesting next time.